Definitions by Alpaca_Guy

Alpaca Buddy 

A friend you wish you never had. They are terrible people, and you wish they would die a horrible death. You could watch this person die with no regrets except for the friendship you temporarily shared.

That bastard is my alpaca buddy. I hope he dies. I wouldn't care.

Alpaca Buddy by Alpaca_Guy July 7, 2014

Alpaca Guy 

A badass motherfucker that isn't afraid to rid the world of autism, one Down syndrome infected baby at a time. An Alpaca Guy will fight battles and kill without regret. In other words, an Alpaca Guy is a badass motherfuckin sociopath.

Did you see the way Anthony killed that autistic bastard? He was such an Alpaca Guy!

Alpaca Guy by Alpaca_Guy July 3, 2014