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almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles
last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.
by ken power September 5, 2007
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alford lake camp

a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.
Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.
by hannah613 April 25, 2010
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almaraz

Surprisingly you actually spelled it right. An Almaraz is a ladies man who may seem like a total asshole but in reality cares for each and every person he knows. He is great in bed and leaves all the ladies satisfied. He's tall, tan, and a generally a nice guy. Even though he comes off as a jerk, everyone tends to love him anyways.
(extremely hot girl) "I only sleep with Amaraz's"

"That guy is kind of a jerk"
-"I know, but he's an Almaraz"
by definitly_not_an_almaraz December 10, 2014
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Almog

The thickest and hottest girl in the world, she's way better than y'all hoes.
Almog - the definition of a bad bitch , cute, thick , hot , funny
by Brianna559 June 10, 2020
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Youtube Algorithm

Term that describes the situation in which you end up viewing an old or random video (or both) recommended by Youtube; like midgets racing against a camel or two drums and a cymbal joke.

Upon entering the comment box, its usual to encounter users pointing out that youtube recommended the video to them, hence confirming the definition.
Person A: So, have you seen this dude?
Person B: Wtf, how have you found that?
Person A: Its the Youtube Algorithm
by Chrisca May 10, 2019
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Yijkstra's Algorithm

A description of an algorithm or computer routine that produces poor or hinky results. This is a reference to Dijkstra's algorithm.
Oh damn, that's a major Yijkstra's algorithm, 40 percent of monte carlos show the rocket smashing into the ground.
by the_fat_greek_mathematician September 15, 2021
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almir

bosnian name for a very sexy man
"Damn! Almir is hot!"
by jailbird09 June 11, 2008
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