by Lukey Clark On YouTube May 27, 2019
A state in the Southeastern U.S.
Contrary to what some may some may claim, Alabama does indeed play host to certain literate individuals (including this definition's poster).
Alabama does not consist of racists, hicks, and rednecks any more than any other state. Everyone has their share, and hopefully, is moving away from that sad reality.
Alabama has several major cities, including Birmingham, Mobile, Huntsville, and Montgomery, as well as military bases of varying size and import.
Alabama is politically conservative, at least on the national front, but that does not necessitate that every single individual is an obnoxious Bible-thumper intolerant of non-mainstream-Christian practices, beliefs, and lifesyles.
Alabama's public education system could use some work, but that's true for many states.
Alabama is inhabited by all kinds of people, so of course induvidual experiences will vary based on location. Northern Alabama is very different in many facets of culture from Central Alabama, and both are equally distinct from Southern Alabama. Similar, again, to every other political region larger than a few square miles.
Contrary to what some may some may claim, Alabama does indeed play host to certain literate individuals (including this definition's poster).
Alabama does not consist of racists, hicks, and rednecks any more than any other state. Everyone has their share, and hopefully, is moving away from that sad reality.
Alabama has several major cities, including Birmingham, Mobile, Huntsville, and Montgomery, as well as military bases of varying size and import.
Alabama is politically conservative, at least on the national front, but that does not necessitate that every single individual is an obnoxious Bible-thumper intolerant of non-mainstream-Christian practices, beliefs, and lifesyles.
Alabama's public education system could use some work, but that's true for many states.
Alabama is inhabited by all kinds of people, so of course induvidual experiences will vary based on location. Northern Alabama is very different in many facets of culture from Central Alabama, and both are equally distinct from Southern Alabama. Similar, again, to every other political region larger than a few square miles.
"Brah, I'm movin' to Alabama! Totally psyched!"
"Aren't they all evil, obnoxious, drunken incest babies running around with guns down there, who shoot you for being remotely different?"
"... No. No, they're not."
"Aren't they all evil, obnoxious, drunken incest babies running around with guns down there, who shoot you for being remotely different?"
"... No. No, they're not."
by AWaywardSon May 01, 2013
God's Anus.
I've lived in Alabama for 16 years. I'm 18 years old. Alabama can be a nice state at times, when it comes to football and hospitality. But if you even dare to mention anything that goes against the bible or the republicans, you might get shot.
There are rednecks, racists, and an overwhelming amount of black people.
But, if one took the time to look into the state and it's standings today, one might realize that this state is no longer what it used to be. There are more and more schools that are teaching from an education point of view, and not a religion-filled point of view. Yes, there are schools where religion is the foundation. But most of the schools, public, magnet, and private, are branching out and showing the students how to accept everything and everyone and to live life THEIR way and not someone elses' way. There are democrats living here, contrary to popular belief. There are goths, emos, gangsters, scene kids, indie kids, and all the rest of the stereotypes here too.
If you want to find a place where there are a lot of nice people who only act friendly to you if you're nice to them, or if you want to find a place where there aren't that many big name attractions, where you can live a life of solitude, then I recomend Alabama.
But if you want to live somewhere where you can be accepted no matter who you are, what you are, where you're from and why you're there, then I suggest you go to the north, west, or upper east.
I've lived in Alabama for 16 years. I'm 18 years old. Alabama can be a nice state at times, when it comes to football and hospitality. But if you even dare to mention anything that goes against the bible or the republicans, you might get shot.
There are rednecks, racists, and an overwhelming amount of black people.
But, if one took the time to look into the state and it's standings today, one might realize that this state is no longer what it used to be. There are more and more schools that are teaching from an education point of view, and not a religion-filled point of view. Yes, there are schools where religion is the foundation. But most of the schools, public, magnet, and private, are branching out and showing the students how to accept everything and everyone and to live life THEIR way and not someone elses' way. There are democrats living here, contrary to popular belief. There are goths, emos, gangsters, scene kids, indie kids, and all the rest of the stereotypes here too.
If you want to find a place where there are a lot of nice people who only act friendly to you if you're nice to them, or if you want to find a place where there aren't that many big name attractions, where you can live a life of solitude, then I recomend Alabama.
But if you want to live somewhere where you can be accepted no matter who you are, what you are, where you're from and why you're there, then I suggest you go to the north, west, or upper east.
by Kaitlin Nicole December 08, 2008
A State and State of Mind - and some might say a Black Sucking Hole. Born & raised... I then managed to escape for 20 years. Later I somehow got sucked back down to Dixie for what was supposed to be temporary... that was 5 years ago (Bama years = dog years, so that's 35 actually). It has beautiful country, ocean, flat lands, mountains, waterfalls, etc. And even FREE thinkers but only in Birmingham on the Southside. Politically the state is firmly in the hands of the GOP. White democrats (aka Dixiecrats) rushed like lemmings from the Democratic side to the Republican as a result of the GOP’s rhetoric on states rights. By capitalizing on white fear, they successfully rode the civil rights movement in the 50s and 60s to victory. In Alabama, it being the BUCKLE of the Bible Belt, there are many puritanical religious zealots that think Bill Clinton put an x-ray vision satellite in space that flies over every night and counts their guns. No lie... there are those who wrap their pistols in aluminum foil so they won’t get counted.
Now sugah, don't be forgittin' to wrap that pistol back up in aluminum foil when you git done shootin'that possum. Yes, Clinton's satellite flies over Alabama tonight so now don't forgit. And watch out for that damn sink hole! It keeps gittin' bigger and bigger every day.
by T Wade October 02, 2005
Alabama is a beautiful state. I've lived here nearly my whole life, and I've yet to meet a "sister aunt" or an "uncle dad". I know a load of well educated people and I am one of them. There are some overweight people, but not all of us Alabamians are. We can put a load of salt on certain foods, but we don't always. I know that some racists live in Alabama, but every state has racism. Alabama is truly amazing and I want to live here all my life.
by theyXcallXmehXgrasshopper January 13, 2011
Ex 1:
A: did you hear? Joey and his sister ran off to Alabama!
B: I knew they looked at eachother wierd.
Ex 2:
A: I heard you were moving, where to?
B: Alabama.
A: *stares suspiciously*
B: Oh, don't worry. All my family is dead!
A: oh, phew.
A: wait-
A: did you hear? Joey and his sister ran off to Alabama!
B: I knew they looked at eachother wierd.
Ex 2:
A: I heard you were moving, where to?
B: Alabama.
A: *stares suspiciously*
B: Oh, don't worry. All my family is dead!
A: oh, phew.
A: wait-
by im u fucking sadist17 January 26, 2021
A south eastern state. I live in Alabama and there definitely ARE rednecks, not much racism, (actually a lot of blacks and Mexicans reside here), tons of pick up trucks and camoflauge, trailors, and hot, sticky weather. Good food, fat people. Alabama is the fattest state. It's peaceful for the most part. It is mostly republicans and anti-abortionists. Not to mention Bush lovers, but it's not too bad. There are, believe it or not, some cool people here. Probably 85% Christians. Not too many mullets, but a lot of bad dressers and 80's hair. I won't live here forever. No one should.
by heino March 11, 2006