Alabama 

Alabama is a state in the southeastern US where incest is not as common as people make it seem. Its capital is Montgomery, Alabama is known for its college football, the US Space and Rocket Center, and peanuts.

Did you know that Alabama is existant?

Alabama by McDonalds Large Fry December 19, 2019

Alabama 

Where people are from where its okay to fuck your family.

My Dad is from Alabama. He fucked my sibling.

Alabama by Hostagee February 21, 2020

Alabama 

If you've never been to Alabama, don't go around actin' like you know all about it. If you're puttin' down Alabama you're probably some stupid yankee that has to have the government support your family. when you're down here it makes all your worries go away,everything is just so relaxed. you can sit on your front porch and just chill out all day. So what if most of us are rednecks, we are the best kinda people to be around, we can show you a great time and we are friendly. If you move down here i'll bet that the first day you're here that you will have at least 10 neighbors come by and welcome you, that probably wouldn't happen up in yankeeville. Think twice before you put down alabama again.

Tuscalusa--Home of the Bear
Roll-Tide

Alabama by Big Al January 11, 2005

alabama 

A state thats history includes racism, bigotry, ignorance, and bibles. Filled with christans that will go on a witch hunt if your atheist or gay/lesbian. One of the fattest states in america. Education system wont win any awards. Football is king and thats all they talk about. Hot summers, winters are ehh. Girls are average at best. Lots of blacks live down in alabama so its not all whites.

Bottom line: Alabama isn't a state i would reccomend for anyone.

Joe Jack: Alabama is teh best!

Normal person: At racism and ignorance.

alabama by guyFRomSaturn September 29, 2011

Alabama 

A horrible place to live in my opinion. I've lived in Birmingham for a year and just couldn't take anymore of the rudeness. Southern class, my ass. I come from Michigan (I know, not that much better) and almost EVERY single person at the school I went to were immature and hated me because of my accent, how I looked, how I dressed, and where I came from. They're only nice to you if you come from one of the southern states. It has a huuuge bible belt, and if you're not christian (which I'm not and wasn't) you'll get made fun of and hated because of your religion. They always say stuff like "Bless your heart" and "God is with you". Sure, I come from Michigan, but at least they won't turn me down and hate me for the person I AM.

Me: Hey guys, what's up?

person1: Why do you sound weird? Are you a Yankee? You must not be from Alabama.

Me: Whaat....? Well... I'm from Michigan.

Person1: oh... weirdo. At least God loves you.

Me: I'm Wiccan...

Person1: oh, you're going to Hell then. Bless your heart

(True Story)

Alabama by BadgerMichigander April 29, 2011

Alabama 

Aka yeehaw county. If you live in Alabama, you’re probably fucking your cousin

Person 1: hey you look good today
Person 2: stop we’re cousins
Person 1: but we live in Alabama

Person 2: oh ok

Alabama by C’mon dude it was one time October 23, 2019

Alabama 

A paradise were you can fuck your cousin or sister.

I just been to Alabama and I had the time with my sister. Meaning I fucked her right in the anal like my cousin.

Alabama by christiandefinitions February 9, 2019