aisle dusting

Passing gas in a store aisle and walking away. Then watching people linger through it.

My husbands favorite pass time is "aisle dusting" strangers in the local wal mart.

by slippery beaver April 29, 2010

dairy aisle

The area of a womans body where the nice round firm breast come together; Cleavage

Check out the dairy aisle on her!

by Steven Collins September 20, 2006

asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.

asher roth is asleep in the bread aisle

by pierre grande April 23, 2009

cleanup on aisle 5

slang for jizzing all over place prematurely

dude:oh baby, oh baby,(jizzes everywere) oh shit
dude's chick: cleanup on aisle 5

by Ninjalo April 1, 2004

Aisle Mine

Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

by woofbarkdonkey December 17, 2008

Aisleblivious

The complete inability to realize that there are 6 shoppers waiting for you to get your @ss out of the middle of the aisle so they can continue shopping. #really #noclue

This aisleblivious guy had me waiting 5 minutes while he decided WTF he wanted at the grocery store!

by Lyvewire January 10, 2021

aislea

someone who likes cheese, personally likes saying caca. Hates people that starts with the two letter ‘ka’ and ends with ‘a’.

You are an Aislea.

by ally’s a clown August 22, 2021