Aftermorning

When it feels like morning but it's the after noon.

Guy : It's after noon but I feel like I just got up...
Girl : Yeah, it's Aftermorning for me too.

by Badwiller June 16, 2017

Aftermorning

A rancid smell that forms in a prostitutes mouth after sucking off “John’s” from the previous night.

Example 1: Pimp: “Hoe, why you ain’t out on my corner”

Hooker: “Because Daddy, the last John I was with left me a horrible case of Aftermorning in my mouth

Example 2: Spelling bee contest*

Judge: The word is, AFTERMORNING

Child: Can you use it in a sentence?

Judge: The dirty hooker had AFTERMORNING breath, after a long night of hooking.

Child:

A-F-T-E-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G

Judge: That is correct!

Crowd Applause*

by Moonchilddd March 31, 2019

Aftermornoon

A pleasant way of greeting your friend first thing in the morning...when it's the afternoon. Perhaps they stayed up studying, getting fucked up, having sex, binging movies, or even talking on the phone, but regardless of what the reason was, they woke up late. Don't want to say afternoon because that's just something you dont say to someone who has slept in; atermornoon is the perfect word.

Ashleigh - *1:26 pm* "I woke up before 2 pm, so suck it!"

Kevin - "Still can't say goodmorning so I don't see a difference."
.....
Kevin - "Good aftermornoon :)"

Ashleigh - "Good aftermornoon -_-"

by MarshallCuck May 27, 2019

aftermarket

A person who's skill level isn't on parr with the task at hand.
But rather is chosen as an alternative to the desired individual in mind.

You're not getting the results you want because you keep getting those aftermarket-assed off brands to do the job!

by linclu October 7, 2020

Aftermorning

Any period of time which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.
"Good aftermorning!"

Hakan: "Good aftermorning Misterrr Ziad!"

Mr. Ziad: "Good aftermorning Hakan!"

by Mr. Ziad November 4, 2020

afterweeks

a period of several weeks following an event.

"The strike lasted only a day, but in the afterweeks products were still scarce."

by SlickSF February 18, 2022

Aftermore

Before the Last.

His Existence lays in the aftermore. -Ţªþ (Tat)

by Xx0Salem0xX August 8, 2023