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Afghanistan

1. Afghanistan = Afghanland in english
2. The People are called Afghan(s)
3. Population around 30 million (2005)
4. Afghanistan's money is called Afgani(s)
5. Located in Central Asia
6. This country is also refer to as THE SUPER-POWERS' GRAVEYARD. since alot of the worlds super powers were defeated there.

7. The only country in Asia to stick up for them selves.
guy1: hey how much afghanis do you have?

guy2: Sorry guy! i'm broke , i ain't got no cash on me.

guy1: Them afghans are tough?right!

guy2: yeah! Did you see how they kicked
communist ASS!
by janetgurl August 29, 2005
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Afghan kush

Very expensive Kush From Afghanistan. I heard it was like 3 grand a pound, but that must be in the states or some shit. Gets u fucked to the max though
Person 1 - "Man i need some good Kush"
Person 2 - "man I hear Afghan kush is the best"
Person 3 - "indeed"
by kyle121221212 January 28, 2009
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Afghanie Shocker

When you tee bag a girl reverse style with your ass cheeks on her eye sockets, and your asshole on her nose. If your lucky you'll get her nose in your ass. This way she gets to smell and taste the best a mans body has to offer.
Dude that girl needs to experience an Afghanie Shocker!
by steve-o 1ives January 15, 2009
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Afghan Gasmask

When a man places his balls over the eyes of an unsuspecting/suspecting individual and then farts in their mouth.
Ricky saved Charlene's life from the release of Abdul's WMDs by giving her an Afghan Gasmask!
by k.rok.com February 27, 2011
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afghan kush

A very good strong type of weed that comes from afghanistan. The first hit you take nums your tongue and makes you cough.
John: "yo man have you tried that afghan kush yet"?

Mike: "hell ya that stuff was crazy man, I only took 4 hits and I was already fucked up".
by sirpuffsalot25 June 5, 2010
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afghanistan

A colonial algomation of Pashto-Persian, Turkic, and Mongol ethnic groups into one great buffer state durring the "Great Game" for influence between Britain (British India) and Imperial Russia durring the nineteenth century. Afghans are warriors if nothing else, they were the only actual resistance to the Mongol hordes, out-lasting Persian armies from the west and scaring off the British and Russians (later demolishing the Soviets).

Before the Soviet invasion, Afghanistan was a stop-over on the great Asian back-packing trails, from Istanbul to Katmandhu or Bangkok. It was known for fascinating music, awsome food, and even better hashish. How things change.

After the Soviet invasion, the great powers used Afghanistan as a much-larger version of Lebanon: to fight an international war using third party proxies. The Mujahhadddin were the fighting for America with Chinese-supplied weapons and based out of Pakistan, while the Soviets rained down hell from their jets flying out of Tajikistan and Uzbekistan. Every major power armed someone basically.

Today, Afghanistan is at the center of a corporate power-play to set up for a new century of Central Asian gas from the Caspian basin, evident in the selection of a former Unical employee (Mohammed Karzai) as "President". Taliban elements remain in the mountains, but Bin Laden's long gone.

Also a song by Farhad Darya.
Afghanistan's such a cool place, too bad the country fell to hell.
by tuma April 8, 2006
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afghan goo

yo man, i just rolled me a blunt full of afghan goo.
by Jenjennjen August 17, 2006
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