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Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder

A psychological disorder emanating from continuous exposure to absurd and meaningless, sometimes indecipherable, acronyms such as what happens when you’ve worked for years in a civil service job such as the post office, politics, or a state prison.
I wasn’t even sure what PTAD was due to this sad and disabling condition called Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020
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Acronym Chat (AC)

The use of acronyms in everyday conversation. Taken from the instant messaging chat speak way of communicating.
Teacher: "I'd like you to do your presentation first please"
Student: "N.T.Y."

This student is saying "No Thank You" using Acronym Chat (AC)

However 'lol' is usually said "lllolll" rather than L.O.L so would not classify as an AC.
by Natreeba December 16, 2008
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The Anti Acronym Hypocrites

A group of hypocrites known to hate acronyms, yet, they call them selves TAAH.
The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)
by Rybrotic November 14, 2016
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Teen Chat Acronym Decoder

Help for desperate paranoid parents who don´t feel having enough control on their kids, and who feel lost when they find acronyms like "ftw,” “pyt” and “otp,” when spying on their internet activities.
"Ever wonder what your child is really saying online?
Well now it’s easy to find out with the all new Teen Chat Acronym Decoder!"
by rperazag June 16, 2010
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Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"

." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011
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BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms)

BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper
BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.
by iHarteSax June 23, 2011
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Acronymism

A temporary loss of focus followed by confusion when reading a news story containing an overabundance of acronyms.
Today I read a news article following up on the dramatic UFO/UAP topic and had an acronymism connecting the dots. Had to go back and reread what looked like alphabet soup.
by TTCooper August 2, 2023
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