dank account

money allocated specifically for buying marijuana.

yo man I just cashed my check, got another $50 to put in my dank account!

by Bauertastic November 29, 2010

ass acoustics

Each persons ass has a specific form which causes people's farts to sound differently.

- Why are my farts always louder than yours?
- Cause we have different ass acoustics.

by pkon March 30, 2008

Spam Account

A clique of Instagram users who commonly have over 1k posts, post a lot of unconventional selfies, have vulgar usernames and typically funny. They don't post your typical spam and the name comes from the fact that they show up on your feed more than once in ten minutes. Most spams seem like assholes, but are really nice once you get to know them and most accounts are ran by fifteen year olds. Despite that, they're generally entertaining. See also: Sass account.

Person 1: Last night I uploaded my nudes to my personal and not my spam account.

Person 2: My sister found my spam account last night

by joaquinphoenix.jpg July 2, 2014

Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution

One of the best bands in the universe members of streetlight manifesto.

Man Bandits of the acoustic revolution kick serious ass.

by Kevin Thompson January 10, 2004

poser account

An account on Facebook, YouTube, or another popular site in which someone impersonates someone else. It may or may not be done for poser reasons, and when the attempt fails, all hell breaks loose.

Obama's secret prostitute on YouTube? No Way! That chick is ugly and the videos suck ass. It's gotta be a poser account.

by AngelBarney58 July 19, 2009

Spam account

A spam account is where an account has a sort of 'back-up account' so they can post memes, fandom refrences and derpy selfies without ruining their main insta theme. Usually ran by random teens who have an either, really annoying, or fucking hilarious personality.

Omg did you see my recent on my spam account

by Emmabaker October 19, 2017

spicy accountant

A christian way to say that you sell nudes to strangers on the internet, usually on OnlyFans.

A: I haven't talked to Jesse in a while. What is she up to now?
B: She's a spicy accountant. Her OnlyFans page is really popping.

by notsockpuppet August 20, 2021