the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

consent accident

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.

"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".

by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

accentool

1. A douchebag who thinks he's a big deal cause he works for an overrated consulting company. Usually this person doesn't believe in gay marriage.

Omg, that accentool is coming around the bar to talk to me. Quick, let's pretend like we're sleeping.

by Su42579 February 24, 2008

stercus accidit

Latin for "shit happens".

If you can decipher stercus accidit, you'll know the meaning of life.

by ShinkuEX June 18, 2009

Re-accomodate

To beat the shit out of and drag the body away.

I apolgize for having to re-accomodate these customers.

by Dpunkgal90 April 10, 2017

acclamationable

To make shit up

Of all the places I could have put it here, behind the bowl that was already blocking you, was the most acclamationable place!

by ArtemisLuck May 14, 2019

consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022