Azurtions

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by Azurtions May 30, 2021

Cinematic Abortion

When a movie premise is thought of with sincerity and ambition, then ego and money come in, take a wire hanger, and scrape out an underdeveloped movie fetus and present it to the world with no shame.

Cynthia: Have you seen that new M. Night Shyamalan movie?

Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.

Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.

by DomoKandy February 4, 2012

ghetto abortion

when you get pregnant so you have your man stick a hanger up your vagina until he fills a pop

girl1 -Daquan gave me a ghetto abortion yesterday

girl2 -wheres the baby

girl 1-im shitting it out

by firaasmy02 February 22, 2017

Kampuchean Abortion

When you bash a baby against a tree until it dies, while you're laughing (often against your own will)
Popular method of reducing birthrates in the Democratic Kampuchea (today Cambodia), ruled by Pol Pot

"Back in my day, anyone having children without permission got the Kampuchean Abortion, you wanted anything but THAT, you had to beat your own baby against a tree until it died, at gunpoint, and if you didn't laugh while doing it, you were shot. Be thankful modern contraceptives exist"

by freethememes May 19, 2022

Late term abortion

When one gets absolutely destroyed mentally and physically

Jerry: eats shit
Kyle: “he just got late term aborted!”
Jake: That was a late term abortion if I’ve ever seen one

by SendyMcSendo March 12, 2020

partial abortion

A type of abortion where the living baby is taken partly out of the womb before it is legally killed by the deliverer. Basically partial abortions allow insane women to change their mind even at the last second before it officially becomes murder.

I didn't vote for John Kerry because he supports partial abortions.

by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005

stomach abortion

The product of taking too many laxatives.

You: Ugh, last week Leslie gave me candy with peanut butter in it, even though she knows I'm allergic.

Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?

You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.

by JRoselburger21 January 19, 2009