Kampuchean Abortion

When you bash a baby against a tree until it dies, while you're laughing (often against your own will)
Popular method of reducing birthrates in the Democratic Kampuchea (today Cambodia), ruled by Pol Pot

"Back in my day, anyone having children without permission got the Kampuchean Abortion, you wanted anything but THAT, you had to beat your own baby against a tree until it died, at gunpoint, and if you didn't laugh while doing it, you were shot. Be thankful modern contraceptives exist"

by freethememes May 19, 2022

Late term abortion

When one gets absolutely destroyed mentally and physically

Jerry: eats shit
Kyle: “he just got late term aborted!”
Jake: That was a late term abortion if I’ve ever seen one

by SendyMcSendo March 12, 2020

partial abortion

A type of abortion where the living baby is taken partly out of the womb before it is legally killed by the deliverer. Basically partial abortions allow insane women to change their mind even at the last second before it officially becomes murder.

I didn't vote for John Kerry because he supports partial abortions.

by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005

stomach abortion

The product of taking too many laxatives.

You: Ugh, last week Leslie gave me candy with peanut butter in it, even though she knows I'm allergic.

Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?

You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.

by JRoselburger21 January 19, 2009

greek abortion

Accidentally breaking a plate or glass while drunk

He had another Greek abortion

by Blitzzy July 25, 2018

hardcore abortion

When some hardcore girl ends up pregnant, but decides to go out moshing at a local hardcore show instead of falling down the stairs.

-Hey man, I think my girlfriend might be pregnant.
-Dude, just have her go to the hardcore show friday and have a hardcore abortion.

by JaceB79 February 21, 2009

Facebook Abortion

When someone screws up on facebook so badly that it causes a shit storm of "defriending", "blocking" people, and general mayhem

I found out my ex-girlfriend was a whore and told everyone on facebook which caused a fury of deleting friends, being deleted and vilified on her friend's pages; a total Facebook Abortion

by Banging the Beldam January 13, 2010