assback

Someone who sits on the bench all game.

Player: Hey Coach can I play football?
Coach: GET YO ASS BACK ON THE BENCH
Player 2: Damn nigga your an assback

by Gozzy October 1, 2006

Assbag

What you call an asshole that is being more than an asshole.

Dude, you're bein an assbag...

by Swami0586 August 28, 2005

assbank

The back end of a woman or homosexual man where sperm is deposited and shit is withdrawn.

Look at the assbank of that chick. I wanna make a deposit and hope I don't make a withdrawl.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

assbackwards

1. doing something the wrong way

The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.

The toilet was installed assbackwards. That's why it smells like shit in here.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

assbackwards

A goddamned piece of shit that doesn't do the thing it's fucking supposed to is "assbackwards".

Sony's new stupid box thing is goddamned assbackwards as fuck.

by Ruy_lopez June 24, 2009

assbag douchehole

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

ansbazzle

a super cool way of saying takes having somethings

my lungs ansbazzle the air from the ground as i can breath it..period.

by william murderface murderface murderface December 10, 2008