Pulling a J

A guy that is a scetchy flake.

When a guy tells a girl he wants to hang out with her, but never fallows through. In the future he repeats the same episode. He is Pulling a J

by Tuti May 2, 2008

G.l.a.j

Abbreviated way to say "Go lick a Jew"

*Playing Modern Warfare 2"
You: "You killed me! G.L.A.J!"
Other person: "What?"

by J.J. Raymundo July 22, 2010

The Mother Fuckin' A.J.

noun. That guy. One who asks you to touch him were he pees. Not necessarily the guy you want to be, but will help you to be the guy you do. One who does more in a weekend than most do in their entire lives.

Did you see John hitting on that girl last night? He was almost as smooth as The Mother Fuckin' A.J.!

by Just Donnie May 23, 2009

Pulled a J. K. Rowling

You create your magnum opus early on in your potential career, however your utterly unable to ever create anything new that even comes close to the height your magnum opus has set the bar, so you settle down for a while and sit atop the pile of money that your magnum opus has made you for a few years until the percieved utter failure to live up to yourself causes your lonely ass to get bitter. So bitter in fact that you decide it's a great idea to take those feelings to social media and turn them loose on someone or something. You climb up on a soapbox you have no personal stake in climbing on top of nor any right to be on. You take this to a level in which your figurative or literal P.R. manager has a figurative heart attack and or quits and then you dig yourself into a hole so deep that the people who helped you bring your magnum opus to life in one way or another are no longer comfortable associating themselves or their work with you any longer. Not denying your part in it of course but no longer associating with you nonetheless. In the end you've succeeded in tarnishing your P.R., your livelihood, and what's left of your potential career for something you have no personal stake in, no real gain from, no real knowledge of, and no reason or right to tarnish your P.R. livelihood or your potential career over.

Wow Notch really pulled a J. K. Rowling didn't he?

by YuriHimura June 11, 2021

that's a j

That's a joke.

oh dude that's a j

by 69x30593 September 1, 2011

To pull an A.J.

Pulling an AJ refers to the act of committing incest with your own mother. Preferably in a dream.

M: Did you hear? Justin pulled an A.J.
Justin: Who the fuck is AJ?
M: To pull an A.J. means you fucked your mom
Justin: that doesn't answer the fucking question

by the weird guy from texas December 25, 2022

Rock a J

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.

Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.

by Johnny John John John? January 3, 2011