rodent

ilov e rodents i lolve rodnrts dso muchy rodents are so cool mm rodents i lovve tnem rats capybabra mous squirrrr el l guuinea pig rat mouse chinchilla rat i love rodents i am 9 years old from uk please send me emial i lvoe rodnets thank u rodens

rodent <3 smile face

by rodentgirlxx56 May 9, 2023

de-rodentize

Get rid of pests (such as mice, rats or other small vermin) from a home, place of business or other dwelling place.

I put in a request to our Maintenance Dept. to de-rodentize the back part of our building.

by Buella Bifocals December 1, 2023

Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.

Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt

by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021

Rodent Dough

The act of freezing a dead hamster in seran/plastic wrap and then using to fuck yourself or somebody in the ass.

Joey: Wanna come over later, my pet hamster died? If you come at 9, I’ll have enough time to freeze it so that we can use it as rodent dough.
Joey’s Sneaky Link: See you then!

by ChodeFilA June 2, 2022

Rodent Tendencies

Someone who plays or acts like a rodent. Described as scared, cowers away immediatley when danger is in sight, but then comes out to swoop in on the reward when no consequences are in sight.

*playing a battle royale*
*gets a kill after a near death experience*
*boom*
*killed by some random guy crounching around a corner*
THESE RODENT TENDENCIES PLAYERS MAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

by On meyy January 30, 2022

flaccid rodent

Term of endearment

A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.

Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.

or..

You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.

by shatbuff2 October 27, 2024

Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR)

"Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.

"He just ran through three walls of 500 meter thick iron walls! I don't understand, why is he doing this?!"
"HE HAS IT! THE.....Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR). Nothing can or will stop him from getting to the gym to pump."
"W-W-W-W-WHAT'S THAT?!!"
""Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.""
"HIDE THE CHILDREN!! HIDE THE WOMEN!! MUMPUMPSIS RODENTITIS IS COMING!!!!"

by chucklung January 9, 2025