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boner in a china shop

a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.
Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."
by James Caldwell Maximus III April 26, 2009
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Boner at a dinner party

1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.
1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.
by Apple Fraz March 10, 2011
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boner and a half

a adjetive to describe a very hot woman or if by chance you are gay desribe a very hot man. Only yo be used by men.
if you see a hot girl/guy walking down the sidewalk you could say ''wow man. that lady is a boner and a half''
by Stuart Stevenson June 11, 2006
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boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that, if given the chance, a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) would not be able to damage it.

Given the silliness of the statement, it's usually used to describe a non-sexual situation that a man would nonetheless enjoy very much, such as a sporting event.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, for the next week I had a boner so hard a dingo couldn't have bitten through it. (boner, I've got a ... a dingo couldn't bite through - gotta use the original here)
by Choda Boy 57 May 7, 2008
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