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take a shit

Aside from the relatively obvious use of the phrase (to designate defecation), "take a shit" as a phrase can apply to mechanical devices. An apparatus which wears out or breaks down at a very inconvenient time can be said to "take a shit".
"I told Frank to fix those worn lifters on his car engine but he didn't listen to me. Then when he went on vacation he was crossing the rockies when it took a shit on him. It ruined his vacation."
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
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cop a shit

It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.
Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!

Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.

OR

Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?

Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!

OR

Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?

Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??
by purple_swagger March 1, 2012
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See A Shit, Take A Shit

A Snapchat viral montage and hashtag of #seeashittakeashit originating from the hashtag #seeachugsendachug. This specific hashtag is to pay homage to wannabe male and female bodybuilders who are dry scooping pre workout, followed by chugging an energy drink. Whenever you feel the glory of the ole faithful geyser about to explode, snap a pic of your ankles with your britches wrapped around them and hashtag the pic #seeashittakeashit and send it to your friends. By doing so, the expectation is that they will reciprocate the pic. Happy Shittin’.
Did you receive my See A Shit, Take A Shit?

No, I need to drink some coffee or preworkout, then I’ll #seeashittakeashit for you.
by Buschlight October 19, 2021
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I don't give a shit

The act of not caring about something.
-Derp: Hey, can you go clean up th--
-Herp: I don't give a shit.*Flies away*
by M364 November 3, 2013
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such a shit

A new-wave phrase used to say something is utterly shitty. Was first defined by Mother Russia's beloved sun.

Usually is used in the company of English speaking friends, who then start to make fun of you.
- Hey, how is the weather outside?
- Oh, it's such a shit!
by bakenbard October 23, 2014
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flip-a-shit

If you flip a shit you are about to stick it
by Abe Carroll July 25, 2004
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flip a shit

my mom would totally flip a shit if she found out about my bellybutton ring.
by kareena March 1, 2003
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