catch a garden

to be more positive, to be happy or to be more chill

Don't be so negative Tim, catch a garden!

by no_doubt_trash February 22, 2017

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

pulling a grace

the act of being absolutely quiet to the point where some people think you are dead.

she's gay because she is just pulling a grace

by gay motherfricker November 8, 2017

pulled a grace pettitt

somebody who finds someones closest post office and/or coop

she was such a psychopath, she pulled a grace pettitt

by smellyoldfarts February 15, 2021

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

by CR000 January 4, 2016

A garden implement

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'

"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"

by Tcm April 26, 2015

doing a grace

To leave something until the very last minute, e.g a paper or application.

"Omg I can't believe I'm doing a Grace, my paper's due tomorrow and I haven't even started."

by graaaaaaaace May 20, 2014