Zooched

Looking and or feeling like a zucchini in a metaphysical aspect.

You are looking zooched my guy

by Courtland bipdits June 11, 2018

zesch

zesch is a pretty person. if you have any problems, go to zesch because you can always trust her. Everyone loves zesch.

“I love Zesch”

by tomy27 November 20, 2020

zoeschapter

rlly hot zoe laverne editor

zoeschapter is the best editor ever

by anonymous May 8, 2021

Zorch

The act of swallowing the fart of another, through direct contact with their anus. Typically performed in a sexual context.

Allan consumed a large kale salad at lunch so David could zorch his farts in the evening.

by Big daddi dog April 8, 2022

Tear My Zorch

When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.

Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”

Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”

by Joe-Joeeee January 10, 2023

Ashby-de-la-Zouch

A large town in the East Midlands that used to be an average working class town but is now a shit hole full of poorly planned new build housing estates, 4x4 Range Rovers, charity shops and co-ops that all in all, has all the character of a wet dish cloth.

Also famous for being mentioned in the BBC television series Man Like Mobeen.

Don't go to Ashby-de-la-Zouch, it's a shit hole.

by cobble giblets May 1, 2023

Zok/Zoch/Zauqe/Zahke/Zawke

Noun

A term refering to a super awesome south african that at one point or another would be found roming the halls of the community hebrew academy of toronto wallenberg campus, but currently residing at york university. will often have interests in jessica alba, liverpool fc and other south africans.
seldom quite.

1. Hey look, its Zok/Zoch/Zauqe/Zahke/Zawke
2. Hi Zok
3. Zok, are you from british?

by cokezeroisfuntodrink June 7, 2009