Its a great code word to use when ur totally fucking slumped, drunk or queef.
Im totally fucking zoinked right now or and I oop... I just zoinked
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zoink is an alternate term which is the plural form of zoinked therefore i will zoink this object or whatever you might steal is what might or will happen rather than focusing on what happened
1. "hey dud did you steal that jacket?" "yup i zoinked it" "why did you openly admit to zoinking something?" "dunno"
by litdragon99 January 6, 2021
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when your weiner farts. kind of like a queef, except for boys...
ew man it stinks, did you zoink?
by Nate M January 13, 2004
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when youre stoned outta your fucking mind
"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"
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When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.
by greatnirodh123 January 29, 2021
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