Zenosyne

The sense that time keeps going faster

You meet your middle school friend and chat with him. Right there and then zenosyne sinks in "wow! It has been 8 years since we met."

by Onism December 28, 2021

Zentangler

A way of calling someone a nerd, also used to make people look up what a zentangle is

Me: bro you did the homework yet?! You’re such a zentangler

My friend: I don’t even know what that is

by ThisIsForUMillie December 14, 2022

zenos

A company that will give you IT qualifications that would usually take years in just 5months, and in the process you will sign your life over to them they will take your home and social life stamp all over it and by the time you finish the course you will be on a nervous breakdown and will not want to use another computer as long as you shal live and also have 10 years on the sick recovering.

"hi my name is mr zenos i am here to day to bore you to death with 2 sh*t jokes and 7,000,000 slides that will last the rest of your life"

it is a microsoft organisation trainning and work experience scheme.

by ian david wright October 28, 2007

Zeno

Tha tightest of all niggas. The mack daddy

Dayum that foo is fly. Theycall him Zeno

by HOVA February 25, 2003

Zeno

One of the three supposed Top-Rank Turks. Known for his skills at gaming, his love of music, manipulation and psychology.

Zeno is a fuckin genious

by Anonymous November 19, 2004

Zector

a very sexy guy, who is a stud, with a bright future, can be a dick at times and always a tease, loves sex and can't get enough but only in a relationship, been heart broken a few times, cheated on, but never the cheater, a good guy at heart, family orientated, very outgoing, and down for anything, party animal, a beer anyday of the week, very open and honest not afraid to express his true feelings, your go to guy for advice or you just need to talk, great athlete, self-conscious but not overly, very determined and hardworking, I could go on but this is enough for know, if you have a zector to add on....

Zector: Just because a guy has a girlfriend doesn't mean you can't have him. When he comes on to you and acts like he wants you then get it girl. I always get what I want and since the first time I saw him I knew I had to have him....HWI

by bootylicious chica October 22, 2010

Zenthforbias

The Zen bhuddists of ancient Mesopotamian china practiced a form of art of art known forbias. This technique invovled the shrinking of a penis by use of hand that clenched a dick so tight it drenched all of the blood outside of it.

Zenthforbias the greatest and most sacred form of micropenis oriented arts.

by Vanguts February 28, 2009