Zelda
1. Possibly the only somewhat-normal female name starting with a Z.
2. A Nintendo owned characted that acts out the typical damsel in distress stereotype in the game series carrying her name. Sadly, it becomes Link's job to save her in every version of the game. A Later game (smash brothers melee) gives her some credit in which she can use her insanely weak magic (which has been boosted for fairness' sake) and her fucked up ability to transform into a guy in ugly clothing and to bend in unimaginable ways to kick the asses of other characters in said game.
3. A controlling abusive female that must be rescued from evil psycho maniacs (that want to destroy the world even though they live there too) and, upon being rescued, refuses sexual rewards to her liberator.
2. A Nintendo owned characted that acts out the typical damsel in distress stereotype in the game series carrying her name. Sadly, it becomes Link's job to save her in every version of the game. A Later game (smash brothers melee) gives her some credit in which she can use her insanely weak magic (which has been boosted for fairness' sake) and her fucked up ability to transform into a guy in ugly clothing and to bend in unimaginable ways to kick the asses of other characters in said game.
3. A controlling abusive female that must be rescued from evil psycho maniacs (that want to destroy the world even though they live there too) and, upon being rescued, refuses sexual rewards to her liberator.
1. Zelda laughed at Zahina because her name is friggin stupid.
2. Link's job is to rescue Princess Zelda, although there is no garauntee of payment or reward for his services.
3. Don't go after that zelda! She'll only make you miserable!
2. Link's job is to rescue Princess Zelda, although there is no garauntee of payment or reward for his services.
3. Don't go after that zelda! She'll only make you miserable!
Zelda by Quackalishus March 21, 2004
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