A Zayden is usually very short, specifically 5'0. He enjoys egg nog, dried mangoes, and Mark Zuckerberg. He is genuinely scared of officer earl (cloudy with a chance of meatballs). Stay away from anyone named Zayden, his height difference means he is perfectly leveled to punch you in the balls.
Guy 1: yo watch out for that bozo, zayden over there, he has super powers from his mango and he will hit your balls so hard that they pulverize.
Guy 2: don't worry I know his weakness. You just need to run at him like officer earl from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. But it won't work for long he is developing a counter attack, the Roundhouse nut kick.
Guy 2: don't worry I know his weakness. You just need to run at him like officer earl from cloudy with a chance of meatballs. But it won't work for long he is developing a counter attack, the Roundhouse nut kick.
by ToeTickler7 December 03, 2022
Zayden is kind and caring, and loves to take care of you. He puts himself out there for his loved ones and people he cares about. Hes very handsome and charming. Zayden is perfect.
she was in love with zayden
she was in love with zayden
by sky1ahhhh November 21, 2023
zayden is a cool laid back dude but if you test him he gon knock yo noodles back and he is a money getter forever solid no fake love .
He is a pedo He might seem okay at first but once you get to know him he starts trying to hook up with you.
by Monkeyboyiskindamean April 11, 2022