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I wish you the runs

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something
Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"
by J-Bye January 17, 2009
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The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld
George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh
by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012
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Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!

A stereotypical type of sentence prank callers would use on people when calling.
Prankster: "Hey. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!"
Police: "You know this is the 911 emergency hotline, right?"
by Svifias February 26, 2019
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You must have a runny nose

Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.

Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today

John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!

Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!

John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
by Chillbro March 14, 2014
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