yonk

a bird which long ago extinct from the face of the earth , aka the 'dodo'.

The only species of Yonk left is found in a methodist school in Singapore, it likes coconuts, but only those found on the ground, not those on the tree, which has a high risk of hitting Yonk's skull.

by yonk August 24, 2003

yonk

A member of the Irish Travellers who funds his or her lifestyle through fraud, mostly committed against the elderly. They typically offer to do home improvement work at an attractive price, then either run off with the money, or if they actually do the work, do a substandard job and then demand more money. Female yonks enjoy five finger discounts at department stores, attempting to exchange the stolen goods for cash.

Then they all go out for Sushi with their ill gained loot, parading their "lackeen" toddler daughters around like Jon Benet Ramsey.

yonk: "I noticed your drive-way needs paving. I was doing work up the street and have plenty left over for another job. I'll only charge you forty dollars..."

you: Fuck off you yonk bastard!

by antraeindubh August 24, 2006

yonk

A form of school ground hazing. Originating in a suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio. (Greenhills)

A "yonk" occurs as someone sneaks up behind another person, places one hand on the back of the yonkee's neck. Then grabs their forehead and proceeds to make a neck-breaking motion. This subsequently followed by saying (or yelling) some obnoxious sound effect. The intent is not to injure anything but pride.

That new kid just got "Yonked." Hope his neck is OK.

by Yonkmaster5000 July 10, 2010

Yonked

The act of shooting saliva from the glands below your tongue

Sometimes when you open your mouth spit uncontrollably flies out. You would say, "Sorry I yonked."

by Boker December 3, 2006

yonks

really, really, hurts.

Pat: I got hit with a baseball bat today. My head seriously yonks dude.

Dan: sounds awful, sorry man.

by p1ers01mmm May 6, 2019

yonks

all though originally meaning "a long time" it has been loosely evolved to also mean "a lot of something" or "many"

I have yonks of work I gotta' catch up on...

Person A: Have you ever had a latte?
Person B: yeah, yonks...

by Marc Bullock (thanks to Cheryl) December 24, 2008

Yonking

A cross between yoga and planking. A forum of partner yoga in a mirror pose of each other often performed in a prominent location or on a significant structure.

Here is a pic of us yonking on the steps of parliament.

by Psycotropical September 16, 2018