Yonkers

A city that people in Westchester get lost in and say to themselves "This is actually part of Westchester?" Yonkers is becoming more and more like the Bronx every day, especially the neighborhoods to the south and to the west. It ranges from the end-of-the-Earth looking areas on Tuckahoe Road to lower middle class guido areas in the southeast to horrible ghettos in the Nodine Hill area.

Strangely enough, Yonkers and Scarsdale are both in Westchester County, but then again the destitute city of Newark as well as the upscale burg where Tony Soprano lives are both in Essex County.

by YO Man August 2, 2004

Yonkers

What should be the 5th borough of NY

Incorporate Y-O and get rid of Staten Island, it has nothing in common with the rest of the city and it smells like Jersey

by DMX November 25, 2003

Yonder

An unspecific measurement of distance. Yonder can be 3 feet, as well as 100 feet.

1. Go yonder in the kitchen and bring me a spoon.

2. Look yonder at the sunset.

by Prosa7 March 22, 2008

Yonkers Eulogy

Having sex with the corpse during an open-casket funeral.

Origin: Yonkers, NY

My grandmother died last week, and at the funeral, my asshole friends tried to pull a Yonkers Eulogy on her! Those dicks!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Yonkers

A large amount of time or space

I want to go to get food out the fridge but it’s yonkers away

by Olivialyesigottherefirst April 29, 2019

Back Yonder

Spacial or time related, it means over there or back when in redneck speak.

I installed all the framing back yonder when that house was built

by LasVegasLover September 30, 2004

Down yonder

Distance between 50 & 100 yards.

It's down yonder.

by Big Shawn May 16, 2015