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New Yorked 

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
New Yorked by utah June 2, 2015
to be well built; having a high level of muscle definition; ripped; cut; sinewy; etc.
"Aye bro we about fight this fool, you in or wat?"
"HEEEEELLL NO that nigga hella yoked!"
yoked by kranksterx October 8, 2009

prison yoked 

When a person has a buff, muscular upper body, but skinny chicken legs.

The term originated from the appearance of prison inmates who spend hours lifting weights to build up their chest, back, and arms, but neglect building up their leg muscles entirely.
"Hey man, you can't just only do bench presses and bicep curls in the gym all the time or you're gonna end up looking prison yoked."

"My cousin just got out on parole last night. He looks all prison yoked now.
prison yoked by smokey707 May 15, 2009
that yellowy shit that accumulates at the top of yogurt
"I had to pour the yolkert down the drain"
yolkert by jonbenet January 25, 2006

double yolker

A person who is of outstanding character. Has done something exceptional. The term is an extension of the phrase a good egg as a double yolker is the best kind of egg.
Andy: That Laura is a good egg.
Jon: Nahh mate she is better than that, she's a double yolker !!
double yolker by TheMann87 November 27, 2015
The yellowish slime left in the crotch of a girl's panties usually due to over-horniess or a genital disorder.
Sarah always had a bright yellow yolker waiting for me in her underpants
yolker by donniel May 26, 2006