yoda

The baddest midget in the universe.

"Bow down to a true pimp you will. Yoda I am bitch!!"

by space pimp June 12, 2006

YODA

Acronym for "You Only Die, Actually"

"What does the barrel of a gun look like from the business end?"

"YODA"

by Pants88 April 26, 2013

yoda

It is when a girl gives you oral sex after she fucks you.

It is called a yoda because she is performing the act backwards like the way the character from Star Wars speaks.

"Man that chick just yodaed me and then she wanted a kiss."
"That's disgusting."

by kev87474 April 2, 2008

yoda

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

yoda

short freaky grandpa that uses the force in all situations

yoda uses the force

by tjs December 6, 2002

yoda

Slang for Marijuana. Termed after Lord Sith addressed Yoda as his "Little Green Friend" in the latest Star Wars Movie (Revenge of the Sith).

"Wanna buy some Yoda"
"Wanna Smoke some Yoda"
"Where that Yoda at?"

by John Toke September 2, 2005

yoda

Crack Cocaine

He's slangin' Yoda

by Anarkakari November 20, 2003