Yo momma

1) The scapegoat of all bad things. 2) The final retort to any shouting match. 3) Root of all evil.

"You gay dawg!"
"Yo momma!"

by www.drewsportal.tk January 23, 2003

Osama Yo Momma

The word Osama Yo Momma means to bomb your momma

I'm gonna Osama Yo Momma tonight at 9:00 pm

by Andrewanil Martelli December 19, 2006

yo moma jokes

Jokes, usually bad, performed by third graders.

"Yo moma is like a bowling ball: Waxed, fingered, then thrown in the gutter"

by Teksta April 20, 2005

dis dick in yo mouth

An expression used as banter towards another for the purpose of sarcasm. This phrase is usually used in response to a dumb question.

*Mohammed is lying in bed, about to go to sleep*
Sam: "You about to go to bed?"
Mohammed: "Dis dick in yo mouth"

by Hidden324 March 27, 2016

Yo Momma

A crappy TV show on MTV that was hosted by another crappy actor. This show was about "battling" people (from other neighborhoods) with their stupid jokes about each others moms and other dumb crap to win prizes. MTV thought this show as so cool it made them feel smart.

Also a way to start off a joke.

Guy 1: Yo MOMMA loves Wonka Nerds so much, I told her I was a nerd and she started sucking me!
Guy2: What? What the fuck? I don't get you.
Guy 1:XD

by Uncle Jay July 30, 2006

Fuck yo momma's son

Literally meaning FUCK YOU also dissing your mom at the same time. Since on the internet most of the people who will ever use this term is saying it to guys.

the list can go on maybe
Fuck your momma's son
Fuck your mum's daughter
Fuck your mum's whole family

Guy1:dude what the fuck is your problem

Guy2:YOU KNO WHAT FOO!

Guy1:What...

Guy2:FUCK YO MOMMA'S SON

Guy1: WHAT YOU WANNA FUCK ME ?

Guy2: omg you kno what i meant.

by DudeOMGWTFBBQKKK? July 20, 2008

fuck yo mouf

Fuck your mouth, otherwise said as "fuck yo mouf" is the reply to a "slam" or a "burn." Generally stated after a person says something offensive, wrong, or a lie.

Man 1: "Yo, my hommie just rolled up on some bitches and hit it hard last night."

Man 2: "Man, that was my sister. Fuck yo mouf!"

by CGPierce May 1, 2008