1 year old

A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.

Are either cute af or just stupid.

Example : we were all 1 year old s.

by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020

Another Year Closer!

It's my Birthday! It's your Birthday!

Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

13 year old

A demographic that is often misunderstood and looked down upon due to stereotypes.
Like seriously, we're not that moody and not all of us are horny 24/7.

13 year olds are often considered to be the scum of the earth, but that's a very small portion.

by Yoda8778 July 4, 2019

jordan year

The 23rd and best year of your life. Named in reference to Michael Jordan, superhero basketball player, whose jersey number is 23.

I spent my Jordan year feeding starving children, writing the great American novel, drinking with my besties, and getting laid 1000 times.

by e-dubs, okayyy March 29, 2010

7 year old

The majority of individuals on Urban Dictionary.
They spend their time:
-On Urban Dictionary, looking up the definitions Minecraft, Roblox, Fortnite, and 7 year old, and disliking/removing all the definitions against them.
-On Minecraft, having epileptic seizures when they find diamonds.
-On Roblox, playing Prison Escape and ODing in Meep City.
-On COD, sucking at the game and saying "Your mom" to people that won against them.
-With their mother's credit card, proceeding to smash it on the ground and exchange it for toys they don't need.

That is your basic guide to a 7 year old.

I know lots of 7 year olds are going to dislike this. But if you do, you are falling into my trap.
I'm always watching, 7 year olds.

by PonyTardRepellence July 3, 2018

13 Year Olds

Somebody who is insulted, called an idiot, called a ball of hormones, called an annoying little kid who does stupid things, by almost every definition on the urban dictionary.

It's totally unfair how 13 year olds are insulted on the urban dictionary.

by Lazav (shapeshifter) October 12, 2019

School Year

A 9 month prison sentence that must be served 12 times in a person's lifetime in order to receive a Certificate of Indoctrination, also know as a High School Diploma. People who do not receive this certificate will be alienated from society, and laughed at by their peers. Usually served from age 6 to age 18 (US).

Rick: I'm in the middle of my 11th School Year.

Jim: Respect man, I quit that shit after year 10.

Rick: What?! Man, nobody's gonna hire you with that record!
Jim: I don't mind, I became a carpenter, and now live happily within my means.

by Fisherman1234567890987654321 December 31, 2014