arse like a fresh bullet wound

The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before.

Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound

by grandslam90 January 12, 2009

Million dollar wound

A wound received in war, that is not serious enough to kill or permanently disable, but is serious enough to warrant being taken out of combat for an extended period of time.

When Johnny got shot in the buttocks Bill said "That's a million dollar wound!"

by Zebra003 October 15, 2008

Not to rub salt in the wound

A phrase commonly said by coil that is used when somebody is about to say something that needs to be said but that might upset another person.

"Not to rub salt in the wound but are you still gonna watch the super bowl?"

by dickey6969 February 13, 2017

tomahawk wound

A womens private part

That bitch had a huge tomahawk wound

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

stab wound fuck

(verb) - When you stab someone, and then fuck the wound until you jiz inside of the subject. Then you would sew the wound back up, using clean sutures.

The subject in question, the stab-wound-fuckee, would still be the same person and live out a normal life, but they would just have your jiz inside them.

I am so pissed, I am going to stab wound fuck you and the blood will be used for lubrication. While you are a piece of shit, you will still be the same person, you will just have my jiz inside you.

I am going to stab wound fuck that dirty coon.

by Sambo Snowman September 21, 2011

tightly wound

chronically tense, unable to relax, highly reactive

My cat is so tightly wound he springs up off the floor if anything startles him, and he startles at the drop of a feather.

by Auntie Leah August 5, 2006

tightly wound

Angela Martin from the Office

Dwight: "She's not the kind of person you would expect to see on Valentine's Day... She is like..."
Pam: "like tightly wound?'

by theofficefan September 12, 2021