wooly woof

A homosexual - rhyming slang for poof

"Watch your arse - he's a wooly woof"

by Realcooltrader August 7, 2006

woofalaggin

1. The pathetic condition of a worn out subwoofer in a vehicle or home theater system.

2. A subwoofer that has long needed to be replaced because of abuse and distorted low end.

1. "Dude, your woofalaggin. I mean you got no lows, no thud, and it sounds lame."

2. "What a weak sub. Your woofalaggin so bad, I can't even hear the bass much less feel it."

by Cratone March 20, 2008

Wooptie Wap

Wooptie Wap is fragment sentence that can replace unnecessary information when telling a story.

"That bitch was yelling Wooptie Wap so I told her to go fuck herself"

by evilsyn February 11, 2009

whooftastic

1. a drunken ignorant pig
2. curses in rage at innocent bystanders, JJ
3. giving false hope to lonely drunk at bars
4.act of being ignorant

dnak,bish bish,re re,lance armstrong, whooftastic

by lil Baby D April 25, 2009

woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

by Becholas September 16, 2017

Wooffis

If you have met this man you are the luckiest soul on the planet

Tom:yo dude im the luckiest man alive
Bobby:Why?
Tom:because i met wooffis

by Boymanperson October 25, 2019

Woofied

When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)

Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?

Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.

by rachelgreenfromfriends August 22, 2022