Woof

An exclamation of digust, perhaps after seeing a morbidly obese woman in tight nylon pants.

-Hey, dude, check out that chick's tattoo...
-WOOF! It looks like a tiger on a ferris wheel

by MW713 May 16, 2008

Woof

To bluster, to threaten idly.

Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

woof

The art of miss pronouncing the word wolf by not saying the l

Madeline wants to see a woof at the zoo.

by woof123 October 21, 2009

Woof

to lie, to joke

No you gotta be woofing!

by j man March 10, 2003

flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

by George McBob May 13, 2009

woof

woof

i am woofing you

by wooferest November 23, 2020

Woof

calling someone out on a major lie; false claim

Woof! You are not at home sleeping, I just saw you walking to Subway!

by jadeem April 22, 2011