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What a gay man says to or about a bear he appreciates
Mike said "Woof!" as he looked the cowboy up and down.
Woof! by daytongay August 12, 2006
Dog go Woof
Dog:Woof
Woof by PandaIsExist May 15, 2020
Is said when a person is dissed or strongly parred.
John: I heard your mum got impregnated by a javelin.
Elvis: WOOF
WOOF by Dench Neuf Mandem October 16, 2012

woof ticket 

In The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, Betty Parham and Gerrie Ferris
wrote in 1992, "Although its origin is uncertain, 'woof ticket' is a
somewhat dated phrase that refers to an outrageous or exaggerated boast
meant to intimidate or impress the listener." Woof is a Black English
pronunciation of "wolf." According to Geneva Smitherman's 1994 "Black Talk,"
a woof ticket is "a verbal threat, which one sells to somebody; may or may
not be real. Often used as a strategy to make another person back down and
surrender to what that person perceives as a superior power." Tom McIntyre,
professor of special education at Hunter College in New York, noted nearly a
decade ago: "Woofing is especially effective against those who are
unfamiliar with it and don't realize that it is most often 'all show and no
go.' . . . The menacing behavior can usually be defused and eliminated by
informed, tactful action." He advised teachers to "look secure and
self-assured while you withdraw." In the context of the basketball star
Howard's remarks, woof tickets are not to be bought; on the contrary, he
uses the phrase to show that performance, and not intimidating attitude, is
needed to "get it together."
I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket. Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket.
- Xzibit, "Paparazzi"
woof ticket by Bud Smoker January 18, 2004
word that is used to describe someone (usually a girl) who is ugly or unattractive
"buzz...your girlfriend... woof!" - kevin, from Home Alone
woof by headycheese April 28, 2006
A plump, fat, big woman who probably has a gross ugly huge fat vagina.
'Whoa those are your moms sisters? They are all so fat and ugly!"

"Yeah, I call them the woof puss sisters!"
Woof Puss by Rabbidy Rabble April 1, 2010