wood grain

wood paneling in a luxury car, i.e. a maybach

'chrome and some wood grain'
-Position of Power, 50 Cent

by Brotha Sexual December 21, 2006

wood pussy

what pinocchio wants

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

wood fired pizza

Mmmhhmmmmm oh yeah yes oh yes mmmmmmm oh yeah

Carson: wood fired pizza, hows pizza gonna get a job now

by Rousingcashew September 28, 2019

Wood Shampoo

Being beaten by a wooden baton.

Billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.

by Paladin. October 24, 2011

Wood closet

Any orafice for the temporary storage of “wood”. Noun

Bill couldn’t fill up Melanie’s wood closet.

by Tonka wood chuck May 12, 2018

loan wood

When a male loans his wang or male sex organ to a female aka having loan sex. The female must pay back the male within a reasonable time or else she is forced to become his pimp.

"Man,I would loan wood to her."

"When are you going to loan your wood to me, big guy?"

"That bitch hasn't paid me back yet,I loaned her my wood!!!"

by The Woodsman aka ARF January 9, 2009

Custom Woodcraft

A once thriving residential building contractor in the mainline suburbs of Philadelphia which grew from hard work of many talented carpenters and through word of mouth became the go to builder for some of the more wealthy and influential residents of this area. Once well respected and known for its leadership and talented diverse crew and a Dominican guy and a washed up cokehead Eagles fan which excelled in high quality work until the late 2000’s when the long slow process of the changing of hands in ownership to the next generation quickly brought in new practices of betrayal, over charging, and a drug induced I don’t give a fuck mentality to old and new customers alike. Often robbing Peter to Pay Paul like techniques and the new norm in which paying sub contractors was optional, mostly months after billing if at all. There final years they got by on pure luck if even finishing a job at all. When the cloud of smoke settled the leader still was reported missing and on the run. (Probably getting high)The last known employees were seen withdrawing from a job site like American soldiers leaving the embassy in Vietnam in the final days trying not to be over run by subs, inspectors, and home owners.

All gave some , Some gave all

Forty years of hard work to build up Custom Woodcraft was all destroyed by a pill popping, spoiled dick who was handed everything and still failed.

Andrew the electrician is still waiting for a check from Custom Woodcraft.

Rick the painter and his companion Terry are just two examples of what could have been if. It for Custom Woodcraft.

Now that Custom Woodcraft is no more, Jose now owns a tire shop he acquired from a loan he got from sucking off a rich 70 year old college professor.

by Fyou123 May 14, 2019