Winter Wonderland

If your partner doesn't clean up your spunk after jerking you off. You let the cum dry until it becomes crusty/flaky. Once it is dry, you flake it off onto your unsuspecting victim and yell "Winter Wonderland!"

That bitch didn't clean up so I gave her a Winter Wonderland!

by oudoosh May 21, 2009

Alice in wonderland

1: A movie that is too trippy for a stoned person to watch
2: Leaves the watcher confused, lost and amazed

Alice in wonderland is horses that talk

by joefy67 March 13, 2010

wonderman

a knock off super hero, much like wonderwoman, only as a man. Pretty kick butt and is very amazing.

There goes superman! No No! It's WonderMan! Who has less super hero qualities then Batman with all the amazing super-ness.

by WonderMan February 8, 2008

Wonderlander

A person or persons that daydream/fantasize to much for there own good. Also know as a Cloud-boy/girl.

Guy1: Hey man you there??

Guy2:....*sigh*

Guy3: Don't mind him, he's a Wonderlander.

by TheDoctor9087 July 25, 2009

Wonderfag

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't

"look at that wonderfag, he thinks he's all that"

by PandaJesus December 31, 2009

Winter wonderland

A grey haired yet sexually attractive older woman.

Mike looked Brenda up and down. She was a fine winter wonderland.

by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019

Winter Wonderland

When a substantial area is covered with snow, ice and frigid temperatures. Usually happens in northern areas during winter time. Don’t listen to those ratchet ass definitions involving sexual acts, life’s too short for that shameful sh@t.

Matt: Man, that cold front sure turned out neighborhood into a winter wonderland:

Zachary: Yes it did! Hell yea!!!

by Zachariah94 October 11, 2019