wonder bread

a white person
you can make a wonder bread sandwich...
see nutella

She's white like wonder bread!

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

wonderbreading

"Wonderbreading" is the act of throwing a loaf of Wonderbread on a person's yard and setting an empty bottle of BAWLS energy drink on the porch/driveway/lawn, while screaming the person's name.

Rules:
1.) It must be Wonderbread and BAWLS, no substitutions.
2.) The Wonderbread must still be in the seal and musn't be tampered with.
3.) You must Wonderbread someone you know (or at least someone who's name you know).
4.) The empty bottle of BAWLS must have the cap on it.
5.) You must be in a car while during the act of Wonderbreading.
6.) There must be more than one person during the act of Wonderbreading.

*stops car*
*passenger gets out and sets the BAWLS down and re-enters the car*
*throws the Wonderbread*
"FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKK!!"
*drive off*
The Wonderbreading is then complete.

by Lance LaBar July 30, 2008

Wonder Bread Pussy

A vagina with a stinky, over-flowing yeast infection, derived from the fact that there is yeast in wonder bread.

Me and Deondra started to fuck, until I seen that wonder bread pussy.

by dshyt June 26, 2007

Wonderbeaned

When someone gets destroyed in a powerful or unexpected manner. To be utterly obliterated and use unconventional vocabulary to describe it.

Yo, this nibba got utterly wonderbeaned when he was in prison.

Wow. Fricking beaned.

by Dr. Flat Soda February 22, 2018

wonder bread

conventional, ordinary (from Wonder Bread, a common brand of plain white bread)

His secretary clearly has a wonder bread sense of style as evidenced by her dreary outfit.

by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2011

Alice in Wonderbra

Like Alice in Wonderland, only without the drug affiliations

He's being an Alice in Wonderbra with that joint

by Ratzo May 4, 2005

Loaf of Wonder Bread

when you see a bunch of white people in a line at a store or restuarant.

Dude, look at that Loaf of Wonder Bread over at the mcdonalds counter line!!!!

Ya no shit man!!!!

by Sasquatch32560 July 19, 2011