poo wedger

Another person who rams his cock into anothers ass forming a wedge shaped poo to be excreted.

"you totally poo wedged me bro"

"I'm a poo wedger"

by becca jade May 4, 2008

wooger

Very similar to a booger; a wooger has a hairy or furry quality which differentiates it from the standard fare.

I just ganked a wooger out of grandma's nose.

by Retarded Man Flower March 9, 2004

Wedger

A derogatory term for someone of short stature.

that kid is such a fuck'n wedger.
holy shit, you did it with that wedge, you'd better get checked.

by shortstakk October 11, 2010

Fart Wedger

A Fart Wedger is a slice of toilet tissue wrapped to a sufficient size and persuision(Color does not matter). The said wedge is then inserted into a comfortable position between the anal cheeks. The benefit is gained from this is evedent during a public session when a fart is at a point of non-return, by acting as a sound filter. Remember to look surprised when the scent eminates.

Removal of the wedge is not required as a Borrance will eject it, at this point seat an new wedge.

This originates from Alabama - see Alabama Ejaculation Cake

Parp(whisper) - Thank christ for the fart wedger.

by Sid Tetley July 19, 2006

woder

another word for one who is a coder

coder apears to be a woder.

by Beanzie September 16, 2007

wadger

southern definition of a willy etc

cor look at the size of that wadger....makes you wanna cry dunnit?

by nogginiman August 25, 2006

wudger

Any fat pre-pubescent momma's boy (age 8-12) who typically wears long shorts.

Geez, can you believe how that little wudger cried for his own mocha?!

by inchelium February 6, 2008