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Justin Woody

Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful erect penis, a ridiculously huge cock
Dude she totally gave me a justin WOODY
by Woodstok January 2, 2009
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cpap woody

The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.
Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass
by h0wl1n6w0lf May 10, 2016
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Sawdust Woody

A "Sawdust Woody" is a slang term used to describe a false erection that appears visually idyllic but is actually soft and pliable when examined. It's a "counterfeit erection" that may occur due to various factors such as anxiety, medication side effects, or medical conditions.
*Becky to a friend* Wow, Elrond really ended up having a Sawdust Woody - very disappointing.
by ca$h AF April 16, 2023
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woody

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"
by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003
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Lil Wody

Its a girl who is your girl. Your sweetheart.
guy 1: ya man she my lil wody. I love her.
by lilwody12342 June 25, 2009
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woody woodpecker

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.
Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.
by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007
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woody allen

A Jewish nerd with an erection
Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
by hipsterjew April 7, 2010
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