Wordlexia

A chronic condition in which seemingly random words replace the right ones in a sentence. A verbal typo.

"How was your soccer game?"-"I play volleyball"-"That's what I meant"-"You have wordlexia bad"

by alliecat17 May 31, 2011

Waddle Drops

That little but of wet shit that sneaks out the ass crack when one is attemptly to briskly waddle to the shitter to let loose as assplosion.

I couldn’t stop the waddle drops. Not enough pinch to hold back the juice. Had to throw my unders in the trash.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Waddle Teacher

A very fat teacher, often an office worker, in which all they do is waddle around and enforce rules. They are usually found in hallways, lunch rooms, and in trashy apartments once they get off work.

Dude #1: Why weren't you in class today?
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.

by Mr.WoeBeGone February 4, 2021

Waddle wednesday

Waddle wednesday is the best day in the week

Guy 1 what day is it

Guy 2 its wednesday

Guy 1 no its waddle wednesday

by Kirby fan September 21, 2022

Waddle Dee

some rich person when they walk down the street in the afternoon with their dog or cat.
How do they have time to walk down the street when you have to deliver 1000 packages.

Waddle Dee walks down the street carelessly

by Anonguyson March 19, 2023

shit-waddle

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside

I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.

by Toiletpaperbandit February 13, 2014

poop waddle

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.

Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.

by PWdefiner July 17, 2017