WoW

note: *WoW*, not wow or wow.
WoW is a health video shown to middle schoolers where a woman (normally fat and old) holds up sock puppets explaining birth and sex. It is probably one of the scariest things you'll ever see.
WoW stands for *Wonders of Wonders*

(paralyzed kid being wheeled away by the ambulance)
Person A: Dude what happened to her?
Person B: She just came out of the WoW assembly...

by mcappleyx3 March 31, 2010

WoW

Wild Older Woman - used on-line dating to describe a older female that still remembers how.

Hey I hear Betty is a WOW!

by Cunning Linguist April 03, 2005

WoW

abbreviation for an game called World of Warcraft

Dude man u should get WoW Its SICK!!!

What that?

World of Warcraft

Ohhhhhh

by Davidsta March 28, 2009

Wow wow

A lovingly playful way of calling a dog.

Look at that little wow wow playing with their toy.

by Love_rx October 29, 2020

Wowful

full of wow, amazing, wow

you look wowful.

by wowful....:) June 24, 2009

WOW

an expression you use when you're surprised or disappointed or sarcastic.

Child: I got 5% on my test

parent: WOW

by skinny mini May 23, 2019

wow

The most dangerous word a man can hear in an argument. One that means he has simultaneously lost the argument and his relationship.

Man "So this is all about you? I don't ever remember the last time we did something I wanted to do."
Woman "Wow"
Man "I'll have my stuff out tomorrow"

by andersna75 March 20, 2016