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national heat waves day

national heat waves day is celebrated on june 14-16, usually starting around late at night. heat waves day celebrates the dreamnotfound fanfiction, written by tbhyourelame. dreamnotfound is a ship between minecraft youtubers dream and georgenotfound. heat waves is also a song by glass animals, popularized by the fanfiction.
dnf shipper 1 : omg, it’s national heat waves day.
dnf shipper 2 : quick, everyone blast heat waves!
by cremmiko May 10, 2021
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man wipes

the wipes a man uses after crapping to have a clean finish
I just got rid of skidmarks, thanks to man wipes.
by GeorgeBrett78 May 25, 2015
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Wivern

"That wivern is so up his own arse he's almost inside out"
by Badmaash March 7, 2019
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Mansion Wipes

A roll of full-priced, premium-brand paper towels used to wipe down surfaces in your mansion of messes created by lavish cooking, partying, or other deliberately reckless and pretentious behavior. Can also be conspicuously consumed in other ways- as long as they are used with complete disregard to their cost.
Hey! Pass me the roll of mansion wipes (instead of a dish towel or other economically responsible means of drying something) so I can wipe all of this Don Julio, Champagne, shrimp cocktail, and steak residue off the marble counter tops! Who cares how many we use, there are always more!!!
by Danny Trupin April 12, 2017
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Crossed wires

"Crossed wires" can describe either of these situations:

1. when people who are supposedly having a conversation with each other are actually talking about completely different things

2. when a dialogue gets out of sync because people are not listening to each other - in a written dialogue this is usually because someone has posted twice before reading a reply.

The expression derives from ye olden days of analogue telephones. Sometimes when speaking on the phone in the 60s or 70s it was possible to hear another conversation on the same line. You might also pick up the phone and find that instead of a dial tone you could hear a conversation. This situation was called "crossed wires".
Example 1:
Emma: I can't wait for the weekend
Joe: Freedom at last! Next year I'm going travelling
Emma: We're throwing a party for our graduation
Joe: I'm gonna hitchhike around Europe
Emma: Everyone is invited. Hope they all come.
Joe: London Paris and Rome here I come!
Emma: You are coming aren't you?
Joe: Wanna come with me?
Emma: Crossed wires!

Example 2:
Jack: I'm sick and tired of arguing
Anna: sorry I didn't mean to upset you. I forgot that you don't like talking about politics
Jack: and I get the feeling you're trying to upset me!
Jack: sorry crossed wires
by Jules Fox April 11, 2013
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Ghost wipes

The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.
"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."
by Soul Rebel January 21, 2009
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waveshy

used to describe a person you have talked to that ignores you or pretends they dont recognize you when you see them randomly in public. they dont wave and wont return a wave or greeting.
Mr. Shnosberry drove Aurora and her friend Kate to the store. Mr. Shnosberry and Kate had never met before and got along well, talking and all. The next day Mr. Shnosberry sees Kate walking on the sidewalk, they make eye contact and Mr. Shnosberry waves at Kate who looks down and doesnt return the wave because she is waveshy.
by kecook December 24, 2006
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