wisdom teeth

a way for dentists to get you to stop smoking for a week

dude: hey man wanna go smoke a bowl?
guy: no man I cant I just got my wisdom teeth out

by captain cheesebeard August 22, 2008

wisdom teeth

In the 18th century parents didnt have money to get teeth pulled for their children so they came up with a fable, that if you keep your teeth in and fight through the pain you would come out wiser.

Oi, did you get those wisdom teeth pulled yet mate?

No, I want to keep my wisdom inside my head.

by Dekerian May 9, 2010

Wisdom Eye

A mysterious formation in the human eye which causes one to see and speak to God and increase wisdom

Ex. 1: You think you're so smart with your Wisdom Eye! I don't care if you can talk to God and that you predicted the oil spill!

Ex. 2: You need to get that checked out...

by Alsaucy July 29, 2010

wisdom tree

Wisdom Tree (n). A company publishes "unlicensed" Nintendo games (notable for their infamous "Bible Games") that many people are PISSED about it! No-one's fuck with them, not even Chuck Norris.

Bible Adventures for NES and most Wisdom Tree games suck ass! I can't stand them no more! I'd rather fuck a porcupine and shove a cactus up my ass. I'd rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog's anus hole. It's just a bunch of poopy diarrhea doo doo ass shit.

AVGN: "Wisdom Tree said: "Let there be shit!" and there was shit!"

by Nintendo_JCT October 26, 2013

Wisdom Discount

A discount for people age 55 and above.

Thanks to your wisdom discount, you'll be receiving 10% off your purchase!

by Vince Skez March 5, 2020

Wisdom Stream

Discreetly consulting the Internet in social interactions.

Is that coming from you, or are you consulting your wisdom stream?

by Doctor Diablo September 19, 2016

wisdom teeth

Proof of evolution. ­­­­ ­­­­

If God created humans, then why did he create something so useless as wisdom teeth?

by not found [Error 404] June 11, 2007