bologna winged ham sandwich

Pussy lips. Term used to describe a large labia. Usually associated with a swollen clit. Many women are born with this feature. A very common condition among European women. Word derived from its resemblance to cut Fried Bologna, which is an urban ghetto treat for poor households who cant afford other types of meat. Ham Sandwich from its resemblance to both types of meat sticking out of a bun.

Chrissy had huge pussy lips, that resembled a bologna winged ham sandwich.

by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

Winter wife

A female who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's basic needs. The most contemptuous type of relationship in which a boy whispers sweet-nothings into a girls ear before disappearing for several days without explanation, bringing gifts, slowly objectifying her, treating her as a human condom, eventually terminating the affair when the weather improves or when he has found a suitable replacement.

Distinctive pattern of a winter wife:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by Tracymuller December 24, 2012

Winter 2.0

Sping time in Toronto, Canada

Yay Winter is over now all thats left is Winter 2.0 and then Summer!

by ColdNfedup May 12, 2010

White Man Winter

The opposite of Indian Summer. Winter that is supposed to give way to Spring, but like a broken treaty promise, just stays on.

The Haudenosaunee wanted to plant corn, beans, and squash, but White Man Winter kept the ground frozen until mid-June.

by chingaleta October 7, 2011

Winter is coming

A phrase used to warn that hard times are coming, usually after a period when it seems as though everything is going well.

May be used as a retort to excessive bragging.

"Look at me I just bought a Benz, my stocks are up, my girlfriend's hot, I got the promotion, and you got nothing."

"Yeah well.... Winter is coming, my friend..."

by Winter Warlock February 3, 2012

winter happy hour effect

When you leave happy hour, thinking you are in good shape, but the combination of drinking, and exposure to the cold air outside creates a sudden, intense urge to pee.

I left happy hour last night and it's only two blocks to my house but I got hit with the winter happy hour effect.
Did you make it home in time ?
Eventually got there, but I think the sidewalk in front of Andy's Market is going to be icy this morning.

by J Scotts January 15, 2009

urine winged hymenoptera

This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").

Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he

has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!

by Telephony July 19, 2014