Windmill Junkie

(noun) A popular party drink. A shot glass is turned upside down and filled with vodka. The vodka is snorted through the nose, allowing the alcohol to absorb directly into the blood stream.

South Dakotan: "Hey, wanna do a windmill junkie?"

Me: "No, that's gay. I drink out of a glass."

by Reginald Windsworth January 24, 2011

windmill spread

A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.

"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."

by Leper96 October 21, 2019

windmill style

Windmill style is the name given to a unusal style of street fighting.

It is unique and not very pretty to watch. If it is performed correctly by a person who has the right attitude, lets say a demented psycho. It can be extremely effective.

But hey if nothing else, It sound like you mean business at least.

"If you don't shut your fucken squeal hole real soon, I'm gunna come over there and fucken fly you windmill style, ya cunt!"

by dj shiva August 6, 2007

Windmill with fists

Dancing in an erratic fashion. Having spasms of the body that one considers dancing. Other dancers need to stay clear for fear of getting accidentally punched. Also known as the Elaine.

Dude 1: "Hey, check out that chick dancing over there"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"

by nappuc March 20, 2010

Windmill Warrior

Widmill warrior is when a male jumps on a table and procedes to spin his penis in a 360° motion

Damn i just windmill warriored this girls last week

by Calum Duncan August 29, 2017

windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.

You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.

by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020

windmill of death

see headbanger this is taking headbanging to the next level, going so fast that other people will stand close to you to get cooled off by the fan of air coming off your moving-at-warp-9 hair

i was doing the windmill of death under a strobe light and people used me as a fan

by zeno the philosopher August 24, 2008