Windex guzzler

A real born in fleshing fucking dumbass, unloved by all family and fucking pain in the dickbag.

Sarah is a real fucking cunt, stupid fucking windex guzzler 1+1=3 Neanderthal brained nematode bitch probably can't remove her head from her own asshole.

by Paichni December 19, 2021

Windex Wack

To be butt-ass naked whilst humping a window

“Hey Honey, I had a rough day at work. Mind if I Windex Wack?”

by Magic Johnzyn January 29, 2024

windexing

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.

Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.

by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008

Windex Dick

When a male is masturbating and the sound of his foreskin going up and down his penis sound exactly like a bottle of windex being used repeatedly

"is that a bottle of windex" "No Sidney is just using his windex dick

by Adbraham hitler June 13, 2018

Windex

Type of alcoholic beverage: 2/3 Blue Raspberry Fanta with 1/3 Moonshine.
Tastes amazing and gets you fucked up.

Tripp: Yo dude lets go make some "Windex" for that party tonight!
Nic: Hell yeah man that stuff is dope!

by Peytorc September 12, 2016

Windex

Normal People: "I love using Windex!"

Me: "Edible.."

Windex is totally an edible substance

by WindexEater1001 January 17, 2024