The act of masturbating while eating an ice cream cone
After a long day at the office Tom was eager to get home and treat himself to a good old fashioned sticky wilbur
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its like an akward turtle or an akward palm tree
only, this is akward wilbur, and its used in the MOST AKWARD situations (:
wilbur:
all i read is sharing rooms.

michelle:
LOOOOLLL

wilbur:
then the fantasies kicked in

michelle:
O_______________O
akward

erinn:
o.o
awkward wilbur
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A quirky streamer who's known for loving anteaters. He said it's his favorite animal.

He's the canon son of Philza Minecraft. We call him our evil little meow meow.
"Wilbur Soot once went diving in the ocean but immediately went to the surface because he said he can't breathe."
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The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an Australian Celebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!
Why were you so long in the toilet? Were you using your Wilburing Device?
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He is the most perfect man ever you cannot, his smilem his voice UGHH
"HI CHAT ITS ME WILBUR SOOT!"
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you can kill the pee dog but you can't kill the dog pee
wilbur soot is friends with a green blob.
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amazing person that has all my respect
whos wilbur soot?
..you dont know wilbur soot?!!?!?
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