Wikipedia

This and a bag of Doritos equals a fun day.

Tim: 'What did you do today, Steve?'

Steve: 'Oh I just vandalized Wikipedia and ate some Doritos!'

Tim: 'Nice.'

by A Not So Kind Stranger August 5, 2008

Wikipedia

Telling a man something even though it is blantantly untrue so that he can feel smart.

Husband: Oh, I got fired from my teaching job today. I must be awful.

Wife: Aww, I'm sorry baby. You're not awful. In fact, you're the smartest man I know!

Husand: Really?

Wife: Absolutely

*husband leaves. wife takes out cell phone and calls friend*

Wife: I just gave my husband a Wikipedia and I feel great because now he's so happy!

by May Kadoodie March 1, 2010

Wikipedia

The best website ever, the universal encyclopedia. Wikipedia is the 1337est thing ever created.

Stephen: Wikipedia is open source lies
David: Shut up Stephen, you're just jealous of it
Stephen: I know I am, I know that my life is meaningless without Wikipedia, I am a closeted Wikipedian

by Davidcat January 5, 2009

Wikipedia

A piece of crap that won't let me edit a certain character from a certain show's (A.K.A Ash Ketchum's)Article.

I hate WIKIPEDIA sometimes!

by JirachiFangirl November 4, 2007

Wikipedia

A free encyclopedia that will one day consume us all

Omg! theres an article on wikipedia about a guy named buttman, seriously kids look it up!!

by Rajav October 21, 2008

Wikipedia

An online encyclopedia, Wikipedia was founded by Jimmy Wales. Meant to be a "free encyclopedia", it has since become a controversial and questionable source of information.

While Wikipedia is good for basic facts, it must be taken with a grain of salt, especially since many of its editors are agenda driven ideologues in one or another way.

by Nickidewbear March 6, 2014

Wikipedia

It's like porn for autistics.

Man last night I went on Wikipedia and found so many facts I creamed my new jeans.

by Sam is a Dick December 31, 2006