1. Dismissing an action from one's attention
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.
Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
2. To be done, or finished with a situation.
Similar to "I'm washing my hands of the situation"
"Yo Jordan, did you hear about the test grades?! The average was below a 40%."
"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
"Yea, I'm wiping my ass of that one. This class beats calculus though"
by Urban yahtzee May 28, 2018
Get the wiping my ass mug.When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.
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Wiking (pronounced week-ing) is a term created by Walter Lawetzki and Greg Chacon. It is used when talking about Wikipedia. It is also used as Wiked (weeked). Its used in the same fashion as the term Google.
Person 1: "I was wiking South Park last night and i learned that."
Person 2: "Which episode? I wiked season 4 last week." it is
Person 2: "Which episode? I wiked season 4 last week." it is
by lawetzki2 July 20, 2007
Get the wiking mug.When you accidentally mix up consanants of one word with the other in a sentence that sound like real words but totally alter the original meaning
Examples:
"I'm crappy to bring hackers if you're making soup."
"There you go wixing your mords again."
Oh, I better bring my proper shoes when I go cock riming this weekend...Oh I'm so embarrased, I'm mixing my words again!
"I'm crappy to bring hackers if you're making soup."
"There you go wixing your mords again."
Oh, I better bring my proper shoes when I go cock riming this weekend...Oh I'm so embarrased, I'm mixing my words again!
by Dennypeg March 26, 2010
Get the Wixing Your Mords mug.A mutilative sex act in which a length of barbed wire is inserted into the anus of an individual and pulled out like anal beads. If two are involved, the penis of the other individual is also inserted, with the barbed wire, into the anus.
When Ugandan militants entered the village, the first thing they did was demonstrate their authority by barbed wiring five local men.
by rasperas August 2, 2011
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The act of leaving urine in a toilet or other excrement receptacle long enough for it to ferment. The fermenting urine is usually accompanied by a potent odor not unlike that of fine wine. Usually, once the stench is overtly apparent, the person who made the urine will take note and flush it down. (Almost never without first getting a nice sniff of the seductive juice that had passed through his or her urethra only days before.) If someone is especially proud of his product, he can always allow the apple wine to sit long enough until he is confident enough it is ripe enough for others to enjoy the spectacle.
With a little initiative and courage, an apple-winemaker has three options:
-Admit friends into his piss room for a charge
-Sell his Applewine to a distributor
-Start his own large scale apple winery
Apple Wining is a fruitful business as it can be used in Applewine antioxidant pills to help prevent cancer, be the new Bud Light at parties, or simply take you to a different world with its aroma.
Start Your Wining Today!
The act of leaving urine in a toilet or other excrement receptacle long enough for it to ferment. The fermenting urine is usually accompanied by a potent odor not unlike that of fine wine. Usually, once the stench is overtly apparent, the person who made the urine will take note and flush it down. (Almost never without first getting a nice sniff of the seductive juice that had passed through his or her urethra only days before.) If someone is especially proud of his product, he can always allow the apple wine to sit long enough until he is confident enough it is ripe enough for others to enjoy the spectacle.
With a little initiative and courage, an apple-winemaker has three options:
-Admit friends into his piss room for a charge
-Sell his Applewine to a distributor
-Start his own large scale apple winery
Apple Wining is a fruitful business as it can be used in Applewine antioxidant pills to help prevent cancer, be the new Bud Light at parties, or simply take you to a different world with its aroma.
Start Your Wining Today!
*A 17 year old boy is showing his girlfriend around his house*
Jack: And here... here is the bathr-
Valerie: What the fuck is that smell!??!?!
Jack: Great, I know. It's my own little apple winery. You see first I eat two pounds of asparagus then I supplement it with exactly thirty-two ounces of lemon-lime gatorade let our an awesome pee. Then I let it lie for about one week before I-
Valerie: You don't flush your own piss! Like what is wrong with you?
Jack: You... you don't like it?
Valerie: No, psycho. I'm leaving!
Jack: Do have any idea what I have gone through to start this for you???? DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? I SAID I PISS SO MUCH THAT MY DICK FEELS LIKE IT'S DROWNING! I HEAR IT COUGHING AT NIGHT! HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF CUNT TRASH! OH THE TREASURES I'LL REAP FROM APPLE WINING WITHOUT YOU! YOU'LL SEE! I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING!
Jack: And here... here is the bathr-
Valerie: What the fuck is that smell!??!?!
Jack: Great, I know. It's my own little apple winery. You see first I eat two pounds of asparagus then I supplement it with exactly thirty-two ounces of lemon-lime gatorade let our an awesome pee. Then I let it lie for about one week before I-
Valerie: You don't flush your own piss! Like what is wrong with you?
Jack: You... you don't like it?
Valerie: No, psycho. I'm leaving!
Jack: Do have any idea what I have gone through to start this for you???? DID YOU NOT HEAR ME? I SAID I PISS SO MUCH THAT MY DICK FEELS LIKE IT'S DROWNING! I HEAR IT COUGHING AT NIGHT! HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF CUNT TRASH! OH THE TREASURES I'LL REAP FROM APPLE WINING WITHOUT YOU! YOU'LL SEE! I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING!
by Derfsniffer May 14, 2011
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