Magic Widow

A woman whose husband or boyfriend ignores her for Magic: The Gathering.

Jessica: Honey, let's go out to eat tonight!
George: Not right now, I'm in the middle of an 8-4.

Jessica: But you said we could go to Wing Stop for dinner.

George: I just made the finals!! My deck is sooooo ridiculous!!
Jessica: Sigh. The life of a Magic Widow.

Dan: Sorry babe, I can't go to Andrew and Megan's wedding, there's a PTQ this weekend.

Renee: Are you kidding me?
Dan: It doesn't matter, he just got on the train, she'll be a Magic Widow in 6 months, and they'll be divorced in a year anyways.

by Teh Brofessor December 7, 2009

window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.

Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.

by Halitosis June 6, 2004

Window Five

When you are engaging in intercourse in front of a window and your friend is in a window adjacent from yours, and you both simultaneously "high five" your windows as if high fiving each other in person.

Dude I was doin Betty in the butt last night and Window Fived Mike across the way.

by TonyBruhh November 10, 2010

Window action

The act of teenagers slipping in and out of their parents house through a window.

"Son, you are not allowed to go out tonight and I don't want any window action tonight."

by Pa-ren-tal December 28, 2011

window wank

To wank proudly out of an open window and ejaculate onto the road or stunned passers by.

Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!

I'm in a rather dirty mood tonight Claude, infact I'm going to have a quick window wank. Should I ever need an alibi I'm pretty sure the neighbours will remember.

by Lardy croft fridge raider June 14, 2015

Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.

Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.

by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011

Yeet yourself out the window day

Have You Ever Wanted just to YEET yourself out of a window. Well April 15 will be the day you get to do!

"Hey man lets yeet our self out the window?" "Yeah is that today" National Yeet yourself out the window day go out thr window

by Lolboi771 April 14, 2019