by Professor Booty May 13, 2004
Get the ghetto wifi mug.A really nice Minecraft YouTuber who somewhat plagiarizes from other Hermitcraft YouTubers for videos and also creates a lot of original content. He is a really nice, good, and smart person in real life and is a really good friend.
by Prankster999 October 31, 2019
Get the wifies mug.An acronym for the expression, (T)hat's (W)hat (I) (F)ucking (T)hought. Pronounced 'teewift'. Commonly verbalized in a hostile manner to express dominance, after one does whatever the speaker expects or desires.
Frank: Yo Jimmy, wanna get eats?
Jimmy: Gee Willikers! I would love to tag along, but first let me change my clothes.
Frank: Huh?
Jimmy: You see Frank, I like to wear tight clothing because it makes me look big. Don't tell anyone, but it's really just an optical illusion.
Frank: Jimmy you're absolutely right, go ahead and change. I'd rather look like a douchebag than a pussy, too!
Both: Hahaha...
Dave: Oh, you guys are leaving for the Pub? I'll go with you.
Frank: Ummmm, did either of us invite you Dave?
Dave: Do I have to be invited to go out to eat?
Frank: Hey Dave, how about you answer my fucking question before you bring up another one. You gotta listen Dave...pay fucking attention to the words that come out of my mouth!
Dave: ...I wasn't invited.......fuck you Frank! You're always such a dick to me, and I never do anything to deserve it.
Frank: Actually Dave, I'm just keeping it real. When you fucking come at me, spitting fucking inquiries in my face, I'm not gonna back down.
Dave: You know what, fuck this! I don't even want to argue with you anymore.
Frank: Fucking t-wift bitch, walk away!
Jimmy: Gee Willikers! I would love to tag along, but first let me change my clothes.
Frank: Huh?
Jimmy: You see Frank, I like to wear tight clothing because it makes me look big. Don't tell anyone, but it's really just an optical illusion.
Frank: Jimmy you're absolutely right, go ahead and change. I'd rather look like a douchebag than a pussy, too!
Both: Hahaha...
Dave: Oh, you guys are leaving for the Pub? I'll go with you.
Frank: Ummmm, did either of us invite you Dave?
Dave: Do I have to be invited to go out to eat?
Frank: Hey Dave, how about you answer my fucking question before you bring up another one. You gotta listen Dave...pay fucking attention to the words that come out of my mouth!
Dave: ...I wasn't invited.......fuck you Frank! You're always such a dick to me, and I never do anything to deserve it.
Frank: Actually Dave, I'm just keeping it real. When you fucking come at me, spitting fucking inquiries in my face, I'm not gonna back down.
Dave: You know what, fuck this! I don't even want to argue with you anymore.
Frank: Fucking t-wift bitch, walk away!
by The Chuckle Monster May 8, 2009
Get the t-wift mug.It's the embodiment of eccentric, spontaneous,unthought of, mindless, actions, and behaviors that may seem ignorant but in reality is a form of comfort with ourselves with disregard for the society we live in, allowing us to mold it in.
2. The matter in which our mind has no restrcitions. Proving to the world that our relentless drive cannot be detained, that our minds are beyond belief. A force on our way. As one
2. The matter in which our mind has no restrcitions. Proving to the world that our relentless drive cannot be detained, that our minds are beyond belief. A force on our way. As one
1. ey yo gurl you know that juan, sebas, zoo,nimz,c-los, papadock,lauren, benton,and brian always bring their wititness with them.
2. The wititness monsters aka wit it crew are always pushing boundaries, and thas soooo real!
2. The wititness monsters aka wit it crew are always pushing boundaries, and thas soooo real!
by SebasBaby, Mr wit iT January 26, 2009
Get the Wititness mug.The first question you ask waiters, hostesses, busboys, at any establishment offering "free Wi-Fi". This is typically done after trying to connect to the network on your own to no avail, Such as: 1) trying to connect without a password. 2) Guessing the password according to the type of establishment (Pizza Place-pizza, free pizza WiFi, password, pizza place password, pizza admin , password1, pizza1 ,admin, wifi) . Typically asked as a last resort, and with much disdain. There goes your James Bond hacker dreams.
Waiter: Hello I will be your server this evening. Do you have any questions about the menu or would you like to hear our specials? Let me know if there is anything I can do for you!
You: Whats your WiFi Password?
You: Whats your WiFi Password?
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